I don't know if my current state of exhaustion is leading to delirium or what, but I can't help but laugh every time I walk in the bathroom at work. This is what is on the wall...
The real funny isn't even that it looks ridiculously old. Yeah, it looks like something that would have been on the bathroom wall when my mother was in high school, don't you think? I almost expect to see another machine next to it that contains pads with belts.
The real funny, at least in my sleep deprived mind, is this...
Really? Tampons are worn internally? Thank goodness they wrote that on there because I'm not sure I would have known what to do with it. Now, if only I could figure out exactly where to put it, because, unfortunately, they didn't put the illustrated instructions on the side of the machine.
I have always wondered if there was really anything inside that ancient machine, so today I got a dime out of my wallet and checked. Sure enough, out popped a regular absorbency cardboard applicator tampon. It was encased in a cardboard sleeve that looked as old as the machine. I wonder what the shelf life is on these things?
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